As if air travel could be any more unpleasant, it is more dangerous to fly places and here's why: Models may be in your pilot's cockpit to make sure he doesn't fall asleep and let the plane dip 20,00 feet.
Next, if your plane should go missing, the authorities will not know where to look for it.
However detailed the search will be, they will not know what direction to look, should the plane be hijacked.
Also, passengers may become violent and decide it's a good idea to punch another passenger to pass the time.
Oh, and you
used to be able to leave possessions behind when visiting the wc, but
now there are bored bandits just waiting for you to get sleepy and doze
off.
If that's not
enough, security and staff may start looking at you as a problem, should
you accidentally imbibe tee many martoonies. Beware, your brain may no
longer be the boss.
Speaking of landings, our past two wheel wobble landings usually made it to the ground without fire.
Also, you will
faint, but not from the cost of drinks and food they "SERVE." No, you
may faint from loss of cabin pressure and lack of oxygen.
Then again,
there is the issue with drones. Sure, they can make animals fly (only
if they want), but they are a big risk for planes taking off and
landing.
Don't forget to check the wheel wells for hitchhikers and you should be irritated beyond belief, but safe enough . . .
so long as the plane isn't followed by a UFO
OR SSSTRRRUCK BY LIGHTENING.
This has been a public service announcement.
